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Old Spice commercial- dwarf style
OH GOD THIS IS PERFECTION
It’s blindingly amazing!
And you’re welcome to hug me any time
(UnU) - you never talk to me
I’m sorry that I don’t. Who…every you are.
Today is shaping up to be another lovely.
My brother got me to cry in the middle of the store because he wouldn’t listen to me and was trying to pressure me to get rid of my car, “Because it’s too expensive”. Then he tries to pressure me into eating ice cream to make me feel better. Now on my best of days I don’t like ice cream. I don’t enjoy most dairy. I just don’t! I don’t enjoy overly sweet things either and when the ice cream wouldn’t work he would pressure me into getting candy. I don’t want fucking candy! I don’t want ice cream! I just want someone to understand how fucking hard things are!
After that I had to call J-mers because now she’s dating Joe and I don’t know when he’ll have her pick him up from work or take him to work and I kind of need to fucking know that shit because I’ve been his means of transport for a while! And no one will give me a fucking straight answer as to what is going on until a few minutes before the event!
I did get help cleaning today, which is a miracle. But apparently my sister is still retarded over how to cook so that’s great.
I still have appointments to keep and my laundry is all dirty. So I’m doing laundry and I’ll probably have to wear them half dry.
*heavy sarcasm* Yay for a day off!
shapeshifter aus give me hope